Make your own card!!!

[Splicer]

Oh. My. God.
You made tibalt good! I didn't think it was possible!

[Frothandslosh]

He deserves a second chance. He's such a cool character, and he really got the short end of the stick with his card.

[Splicer]

Agreed

[Frothandslosh]

Here's a little something to help him out:

Slow Bleed {B}{B}
Enchantment (Rare)

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player loses 1 life.

"My dark influence is ever-present in the scars I leave behind." -Tibalt, the Pain Schemer

[MtgCollector1337]

Barack Obama, Presidential Failure kkk.               5Colorless{B}

+1 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure sends Navy SEALs to destroy your home. (Destroy target creature)

-4 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure fires Joe Biden and puts him in prison. (Destroy creature with power less than the number of loyalty counters on Barack Obama, Presidential Failure)

-69 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure deals 7689876987654567876543567 to target player. America is now in debt.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Barack Obama, Presidential Failure

+1 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure sends Navy SEALs to destroy your home. (Destroy target creature)

-4 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure fires Joe Biden and puts him in prison. (Destroy creature with power

...

[MtgCollector1337]

Barack Obama, Presidential Failure

+1 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure sends Navy SEALs to destroy your home. (Destroy target creature)

-4 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure fires Joe Biden and puts him in prison. (Destroy creature with power

...

Is that bad?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Barack Obama, Presidential Failure

+1 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure sends Navy SEALs to destroy your home. (Destroy target creature)

-4 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure fires Joe Biden and puts him in prison. (Destroy creature with power

...

Is that bad?

How does that pertain to Obama?

Also I request you keep your political opinions off a casual thread like this.

[MtgCollector1337]

Barack Obama, Presidential Failure

+1 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure sends Navy SEALs to destroy your home. (Destroy target creature)

-4 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure fires Joe Biden and puts him in prison. (Destroy creature with power

...

Is that bad?

How does that pertain to Obama?

Also I request you keep your political opinions off a casual thread like this.

Sorry.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Barack Obama, Presidential Failure

+1 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure sends Navy SEALs to destroy your home. (Destroy target creature)

-4 - Barack Obama, Presidential Failure fires Joe Biden and puts him in prison. (Destroy creature with power

...

Is that bad?

How does that pertain to Obama?

Also I request you keep your political opinions off a casual thread like this.

Sorry.

No problem.

[Destore117]

I mean you might as well say
U.S. Congress {7}
Legendary artifact
{T}: Put a filibuster counter on any number of target creatures, they can't attack or block, then take an extra turn after your next turn.
"This is gonna take awhile..."

[MtgCollector1337]

I mean you might as well say
U.S. Congress {7}
Legendary artifact
{T}: Put a filibuster counter on any number of target creatures, they can't attack or block, then take an extra turn after your next turn.
"This is gonna take awhile..."

I get it.
XDXDXD I think I pooped myself

[Destore117]

Meant to be used with {Azor's Elocutors} :p

[MtgCollector1337]

Meant to be used with {Azor's Elocutors} :p

i know the card. Its just a funny reference

[Frothandslosh]

.politics.? In my M:tG? No bueno.

Veto {2}{U}
Instant (Uncommon)

Counter target spell.

Put a filibuster counter on target creature.