The funniest flavor texts

[Prplprince]

Some of my favs

{Fatigue}
{Werebear} (original)
{Wave of Indifference}
{Outmaneuver}

[redwolv]

{sledge Scorpion} and {canyon Minotaur}(m14)

[Thefluffymacheen]

 {Goblin Piker}

[LinkCelestrial]

{Distress} M12

[Prplprince]

{Distress} M12

Lol awesome

[Prplprince]

 {Mizzium Transreliquat} because I just got a copy

[redwolv]

 {Abrupt Decay}

[Kaylesh]

{Ib halfheart, goblin tactician}

[Brawler_1337]

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

[LinkCelestrial]

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

First link is broken. However I gotta agree she's fantastic for flavour text. What ever happened to her?

[InfinitiveDivinity]

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

First link is broken. However I gotta agree she's fantastic for flavour text. What ever happened to her?

I believe she died

[Brawler_1337]

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

First link is broken. However I gotta agree she's fantastic for flavour text. What ever happened to her?

The first link was just a gatherer search for all cards referencing Jaya in their flavor texts.

[LinkCelestrial]

Indeed, and it didn't work. D: