Describe your love life with a Magic card

[Brawler_1337]

Borrowed this idea from an older /r/MagicTCG thread.

I'll start off with {The Cheese Stands Alone}. ;_;

[Apathy Reactor]

{Totally Lost}

[LinkCelestrial]

{Survey the Wreckage}

My ex wants me to {Enter the Infinite}. {Infinite Obliteration}, that is.

{Who/What/When/Where/Why}

Because I don't know how to feelings and am completely clueless.

Or pretend to be as a defensive mechanism.

[Splicer]

{Increasing Confusion}

[Ember_Primrose]

{City of Ass}

Lol just kidding, but on a serious note, it is:

{AWOL}

Or Maybe

{Stop That}

[Ember_Primrose]

GOOD GAWD @Taysby

[Rass]

 {One with Nothing}

{Experiment One}

[Rass]

{Hundred-Handed One}

Fixed

[Rass]

I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

Wow your awesome. 👍👍👍👍

[LinkCelestrial]

I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

I'll have you know I'm a 19 year old virgin who has only had one serious relationship that I {Cancel}'d because it was unhealthy and was repaid for my {Show of Valour} by my ex spreading rumours, exposing my past, trying to steal my friends, talking .poo. about my friends, {Blackmail}, and now I see her every day but she just went full {Turn Aside} and doesn't have the decency to talk to me after she {Shatter}ed my reputation. She's on a {Descent into Madness} while I do my best to not {Drown in Sorrow}. She took me and {Fabricate}d self-esteem but now that she's gone I've {Totally Lost} all belief in me looking remotely attractive because whenever she said "I love you" or "you're so hot" they were just {Words of Waste} that she's {Recall}'d now.

So you can shut up about your {City of Ass} because I'm just left to {Survey the Wreckage}. When she leaves you with a {Curse of the Pierced Heart} you'll move on because you just wanted your {Ill-Gotten Gains} and you'll find somebody else to bang.

(Take no offence. I'm more fine about my breakup than this makes me sound, just wanted to see how far I could go with the card links. Enjoy your hot babe, Taysby.

I'll say again, no offence intended. I have moved on from that relationship, just felt inspired to see how many cards I could fit in.)

[Kaylesh]

I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

I'll have you know I'm a 19 year old virgin who has only had one serious relationship that I {Cancel}'d because it was unhealthy and was repaid for my {Show of Valour} by my ex spreading rumours, exposing my past, trying to steal my friends, talking .poo. about my friends, {Blackmail}, and now I see her every day but she just went full {Turn Aside} and doesn't have the decency to talk to me after she {Shatter}ed my reputation. She's on a {Descent into Madness} while I do my best to not {Drown in Sorrow}. She took me and {Fabricate}d self-esteem but now that she's gone I've {Totally Lost} all belief in me looking remotely attractive because whenever she said "I love you" or "you're so hot" they were just {Words of Waste} that she's {Recall}'d now.

So you can shut up about your {City of Ass} because I'm just left to {Survey the Wreckage}. When she leaves you with a {Curse of the Pierced Heart} you'll move on because you just wanted your {Ill-Gotten Gains} and you'll find somebody else to bang.

(Take no offence. I'm more fine about my breakup than this makes me sound, just wanted to see how far I could go with the card links. Enjoy your hot babe, Taysby.

I'll say again, no offence intended. I have moved on from that relationship, just felt inspired to see how many cards I could fit in.)

Wow. Great piece of writing there. Shame it was autobiographical.
For me, currently a playset of {fraternal exaltation} over {splendid Genesis} kinda interferes with love life sometimes.

[ELLERfeller]

 {Stony Silence}

[Co2]

{bribery}

[LinkCelestrial]

{bribery}

That's disturbing.

[Co2]

{bribery}

That's disturbing.

that's the point.