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[Gorzo]

My god, I never noticed that. That is hilarious. I will never be able to see Olivia without laughing now.

[Vileo]

Now I finally understand this fan art I found...
http://polishtamales.deviantart.com/art/MTG-Dazzled-Issue-5-299402791

Edit: On-topic: WhiteDrake, you should definitely do a draft of {Azami, Lady of Scrolls}. She's my new favorite commander. =P

[Thetrufflehunter]

Could I see a draft of {krenko, mob boss} and {ulasht, the hate seed}?

[Gorzo]

Could I see a draft of {krenko, mob boss} and {ulasht, the hate seed}?

I'm trying to imagine a sexy Ulasht. My brain just can't handle it.

[Vileo]

Could I see a draft of {krenko, mob boss} and {ulasht, the hate seed}?

I'm trying to imagine a sexy Ulasht. My brain just can't handle it.

Well, considering what one's preferences are, there's always screencaps from Japanese "stuff".

[Apathy Reactor]

Could I see a draft of {krenko, mob boss} and {ulasht, the hate seed}?

I'm trying to imagine a sexy Ulasht. My brain just can't handle it.

Well, considering what one's preferences are, there's always screencaps from Japanese "stuff".

>insert art of a giant sperm cell with an angry face drawn on it< that's better

[LordJanova]

I want to see an {Olivia Voldaren} that's slightly more provocative and slightly less old lady-ish and less I-have-a-b***r. Also {sorin markov}, {consuming abberation}, and {jace memory adept}. Maybe {mirko vosk} too. Lots of requests for my mill deck.

I always thought that was her knee. O.O

[Anoobass]

If it's her knee, one leg is far longer then the other.

[Lyriczulu]

I'm pretty sure she's just holding her dress with her hand, but maybe I'm just trying to deny the reality

[whitedrake]

I'm pretty sure she's just holding her dress with her hand, but maybe I'm just trying to deny the reality

You are completely right, but you must leave our "teenage fantasy guys" with their hard-on illusion..

[Thetrufflehunter]

I'm pretty sure she's just holding her dress with her hand, but maybe I'm just trying to deny the reality

You are completely right, but you must leave our "teenage fantasy guys" with their hard-on illusion..

Can I get a {rafiq of the many} draft?

[Anoobass]

I'm pretty sure she's just holding her dress with her hand, but maybe I'm just trying to deny the reality

You are completely right, but you must leave our "teenage fantasy guys" with their hard-on illusion..

Until I see someone cup their hand like that and keep hold of a dress, she has a boner.

[Vileo]

I'm pretty sure she's just holding her dress with her hand, but maybe I'm just trying to deny the reality

You are completely right, but you must leave our "teenage fantasy guys" with their hard-on illusion..

Until I see someone cup their hand like that and keep hold of a dress, she has a boner.

This.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Could I see a draft of {krenko, mob boss} and {ulasht, the hate seed}?

I'm trying to imagine a sexy Ulasht. My brain just can't handle it.

Well, considering what one's preferences are, there's always screencaps from Japanese "stuff".

NO ULASHT!!!  No tenticlia... I might cry if that happens... 0_0

[Charbelchers rage]

Cry? With joy and pleasure you mean right?