Describe your love life with a Magic card

[LinkCelestrial]

{Down // Dirty}

[MarduArrow]

 {Solitary Confinement}

[Mabb78]

{bribery}

That's disturbing.

that's the point.

Must be married.

[LinkCelestrial]

{Devoted Caretaker}
{Little Girl}

DDLG much? 😂

{Perish the Thought}

That kink is ew. So much ew.

[Brawler_1337]

{suddenly absent}

The card you're thinking of is {Unexpectedly Absent}.

I'm still a {Lone Missionary}. T_T

[PMK]

{Malfunction} all the way, I'm married.

[Themugz]

{suddenly absent}

More like {Illusions of Grandeur}

[Ace]

{bronze bombshell}

[Apathy Reactor]

{Breakthrough}