so I hear..

[DirtyMustachio]

That being a patron pretty much makes you better than everyone. Kinda like vegans.

So I wonder what else we can talk about that normal people would want to join our ranks for.

So I guess I'll improv a story about patrons and anyone can join in and add to it.

So there I was {dirtymustachio} , just an {eager cadet} training rigorously to join the {growing ranks} in our towns militia. Just a suburb of Meletis we found being outside the cities stronghold we were under constant threat of creatures of "monsterous" proportions. Rather recently we had an assembly to {gather the townsfolk} and have talks on how to go about a {planar cleansing}. All I know is that soon I would have to become far more devoted to our patron god {heliod, god of the sun} if I ever wanted to reach my dream of becoming a {fabled hero}.

[Anoobass]

I also hear, that if your not a patron, god hates you.

The {Temple Bell} rung and gave me a {Rude Awakening}, I was late again.  Sometimes I think my father is right to say I'll be late to my own funeral.  Still, I got up and ran out to the {Overwhelming Stampede} of others who forgot what day it was.  It's a good thing that I won't have to {Stand // Deliver} today, for there is no way I would make it in time.