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Title: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Prplprince on September 22, 2016, 12:23:56 PM
Some of my favs

{Fatigue}
{Werebear} (original)
{Wave of Indifference}
{Outmaneuver}
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: redwolv on September 22, 2016, 12:47:56 PM
{sledge Scorpion} and {canyon Minotaur}(m14)
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Thefluffymacheen on September 22, 2016, 01:05:00 PM
 {Goblin Piker}
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: LinkCelestrial on September 23, 2016, 03:50:21 PM
{Distress} M12
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Prplprince on September 23, 2016, 08:02:03 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on September 23, 2016, 03:50:21 PM
{Distress} M12

Lol awesome
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Prplprince on September 23, 2016, 08:02:43 PM
 {Mizzium Transreliquat} because I just got a copy
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: redwolv on September 26, 2016, 01:21:06 PM
 {Abrupt Decay}
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Kaylesh on October 01, 2016, 03:35:33 AM
{Ib halfheart, goblin tactician}
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Brawler_1337 on October 10, 2016, 01:55:41 AM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 10, 2016, 05:57:51 PM
Quote from: Brawler_1337 on October 10, 2016, 01:55:41 AM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

First link is broken. However I gotta agree she's fantastic for flavour text. What ever happened to her?
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on October 10, 2016, 07:54:13 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 10, 2016, 05:57:51 PM
Quote from: Brawler_1337 on October 10, 2016, 01:55:41 AM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

First link is broken. However I gotta agree she's fantastic for flavour text. What ever happened to her?
I believe she died
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: Brawler_1337 on October 16, 2016, 04:45:53 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 10, 2016, 05:57:51 PM
Quote from: Brawler_1337 on October 10, 2016, 01:55:41 AM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&flavor=+[%22Jaya%20Ballard%22]

Just about anything by Jaya Ballard. In particular, {Inferno}.

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

First link is broken. However I gotta agree she's fantastic for flavour text. What ever happened to her?
The first link was just a gatherer search for all cards referencing Jaya in their flavor texts.
Title: Re: The funniest flavor texts
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 17, 2016, 11:37:32 AM
Indeed, and it didn't work. D: