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Title: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Brawler_1337 on May 03, 2016, 06:36:48 PM
Borrowed this idea from an older /r/MagicTCG thread.

I'll start off with {The Cheese Stands Alone}. ;_;
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 03, 2016, 08:04:31 PM
{Totally Lost}
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Post by: LinkCelestrial on May 03, 2016, 08:38:17 PM
{Survey the Wreckage}

My ex wants me to {Enter the Infinite}. {Infinite Obliteration}, that is.

{Who/What/When/Where/Why}

Because I don't know how to feelings and am completely clueless.

Or pretend to be as a defensive mechanism.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Splicer on May 03, 2016, 09:05:48 PM
{Increasing Confusion}

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Post by: Ember_Primrose on May 04, 2016, 10:45:14 AM
{City of Ass}

Lol just kidding, but on a serious note, it is:

{AWOL}

Or Maybe

{Stop That}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Ember_Primrose on May 04, 2016, 12:10:35 PM
GOOD GAWD @Taysby :o
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Rass on May 04, 2016, 05:32:37 PM
 {One with Nothing}

{Experiment One}

Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Rass on May 04, 2016, 05:34:18 PM
Quote from: Taysby on May 04, 2016, 11:13:22 AM
{Hundred-Handed One}

Fixed
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Rass on May 04, 2016, 06:47:51 PM
Quote from: Taysby on May 04, 2016, 06:24:38 PM
I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

Wow your awesome. 👍👍👍👍
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: LinkCelestrial on May 04, 2016, 09:51:32 PM
Quote from: Taysby on May 04, 2016, 06:24:38 PM
I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

I'll have you know I'm a 19 year old virgin who has only had one serious relationship that I {Cancel}'d because it was unhealthy and was repaid for my {Show of Valour} by my ex spreading rumours, exposing my past, trying to steal my friends, talking .poo. about my friends, {Blackmail}, and now I see her every day but she just went full {Turn Aside} and doesn't have the decency to talk to me after she {Shatter}ed my reputation. She's on a {Descent into Madness} while I do my best to not {Drown in Sorrow}. She took me and {Fabricate}d self-esteem but now that she's gone I've {Totally Lost} all belief in me looking remotely attractive because whenever she said "I love you" or "you're so hot" they were just {Words of Waste} that she's {Recall}'d now.

So you can shut up about your {City of Ass} because I'm just left to {Survey the Wreckage}. When she leaves you with a {Curse of the Pierced Heart} you'll move on because you just wanted your {Ill-Gotten Gains} and you'll find somebody else to bang.

(Take no offence. I'm more fine about my breakup than this makes me sound, just wanted to see how far I could go with the card links. Enjoy your hot babe, Taysby.

I'll say again, no offence intended. I have moved on from that relationship, just felt inspired to see how many cards I could fit in.)
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Kaylesh on May 05, 2016, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on May 04, 2016, 09:51:32 PM
Quote from: Taysby on May 04, 2016, 06:24:38 PM
I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

I'll have you know I'm a 19 year old virgin who has only had one serious relationship that I {Cancel}'d because it was unhealthy and was repaid for my {Show of Valour} by my ex spreading rumours, exposing my past, trying to steal my friends, talking .poo. about my friends, {Blackmail}, and now I see her every day but she just went full {Turn Aside} and doesn't have the decency to talk to me after she {Shatter}ed my reputation. She's on a {Descent into Madness} while I do my best to not {Drown in Sorrow}. She took me and {Fabricate}d self-esteem but now that she's gone I've {Totally Lost} all belief in me looking remotely attractive because whenever she said "I love you" or "you're so hot" they were just {Words of Waste} that she's {Recall}'d now.

So you can shut up about your {City of Ass} because I'm just left to {Survey the Wreckage}. When she leaves you with a {Curse of the Pierced Heart} you'll move on because you just wanted your {Ill-Gotten Gains} and you'll find somebody else to bang.

(Take no offence. I'm more fine about my breakup than this makes me sound, just wanted to see how far I could go with the card links. Enjoy your hot babe, Taysby.

I'll say again, no offence intended. I have moved on from that relationship, just felt inspired to see how many cards I could fit in.)
Wow. Great piece of writing there. Shame it was autobiographical.
For me, currently a playset of {fraternal exaltation} over {splendid Genesis} kinda interferes with love life sometimes.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: ELLERfeller on May 05, 2016, 01:08:45 PM
 {Stony Silence}
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Post by: Co2 on May 07, 2016, 02:23:35 PM
{bribery}
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Post by: LinkCelestrial on May 07, 2016, 09:01:47 PM
Quote from: Co2 on May 07, 2016, 02:23:35 PM
{bribery}

That's disturbing.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Co2 on May 08, 2016, 02:57:41 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on May 07, 2016, 09:01:47 PM
Quote from: Co2 on May 07, 2016, 02:23:35 PM
{bribery}

That's disturbing.

that's the point.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Vasilicov on July 24, 2016, 01:02:58 AM
{Reforge the Soul}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: redwolv on July 24, 2016, 01:33:51 AM
Distance, the {Soul Separator}

The distance is what keeps the two of us apart. I can't wait to finish college. 2 years of seeing each other 4-6 times a year is really tough. Just 1-1.5 years more. It can't pass soon enough.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Piotr on July 24, 2016, 03:32:53 PM
{Joyous Respite}
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Post by: Apathy Reactor on July 25, 2016, 12:57:09 AM
{One with Nothing}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: LinkCelestrial on July 25, 2016, 01:37:11 PM
{Cage of Hands}
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Post by: LinkCelestrial on July 25, 2016, 01:38:07 PM
 {Homicidal Seclusion}
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Post by: LinkCelestrial on July 29, 2016, 12:41:11 AM
{Calculated Dismissal}

Second time in my life that I've been hit on.

O_e
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Post by: Themugz on July 30, 2016, 02:33:37 PM
 {Horn of Plenty}
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Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on July 30, 2016, 11:22:25 PM
{Anaconda}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: LinkCelestrial on July 31, 2016, 12:04:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Cadaverous on July 30, 2016, 11:17:57 PM
{Agressive Urge}

Lmao.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: blackychan1 on July 31, 2016, 11:46:12 AM
{rod of spanking}
{sin prodder}
{stranglehold}
{stuffy doll}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Thefluffymacheen on July 31, 2016, 02:05:38 PM
Quote from: blackychan1 on July 31, 2016, 11:46:12 AM
{rod of spanking}
{sin prodder}
{stranglehold}
{stuffy doll}
{Creepy Doll} seems a bit better than the last one
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: LinkCelestrial on July 31, 2016, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: blackychan1 on July 31, 2016, 11:46:12 AM
{rod of spanking}
{sin prodder}
{stranglehold}
{stuffy doll}

Somebody's into some BDSM... xD

Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: LinkCelestrial on August 03, 2016, 12:14:43 PM
Quote from: Miss Cadaverous on August 02, 2016, 07:20:58 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 31, 2016, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: blackychan1 on July 31, 2016, 11:46:12 AM
{rod of spanking}
{sin prodder}
{stranglehold}
{stuffy doll}

Somebody's into some BDSM... xD

How did you know?? *sigh* I suck at keeping secrets T.T

😉

Takes one to know one. ;)
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Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on August 07, 2016, 10:29:24 PM
{Explosive Apparatus} 😏
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Post by: LinkCelestrial on August 08, 2016, 02:31:02 PM
{Down // Dirty}
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Post by: MarduArrow on August 09, 2016, 07:36:32 AM
 {Solitary Confinement}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Mabb78 on August 16, 2016, 01:09:21 AM
Quote from: Co2 on May 08, 2016, 02:57:41 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on May 07, 2016, 09:01:47 PM
Quote from: Co2 on May 07, 2016, 02:23:35 PM
{bribery}

That's disturbing.

that's the point.
Must be married.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: LinkCelestrial on August 17, 2016, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Cadaverous on August 16, 2016, 07:25:42 PM
{Devoted Caretaker}
{Little Girl}

DDLG much? 😂

{Perish the Thought}

That kink is ew. So much ew.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Brawler_1337 on August 19, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 16, 2016, 01:34:55 AM
{suddenly absent}
The card you're thinking of is {Unexpectedly Absent}.

I'm still a {Lone Missionary}. T_T
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: PMK on November 22, 2016, 01:29:51 PM
{Malfunction} all the way, I'm married.
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Themugz on November 24, 2016, 07:59:47 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 16, 2016, 01:34:55 AM
{suddenly absent}

More like {Illusions of Grandeur}
Title: Re: Describe your love life with a Magic card
Post by: Ace on November 25, 2016, 01:06:35 PM
{bronze bombshell}
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Post by: Apathy Reactor on December 02, 2016, 01:30:23 PM
{Breakthrough}